shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.
Wait, you’re telling me that a person I like did a few questionable things at some point in their life?!?! OMG thank you for telling me, I will stop liking them immediately, because I am perfect and I only like perfect people, thank god I was warned of this great human’s imperfections whew